Benjamin

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Jul 28
G’s house style.
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G’s house style.

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Jul 22
I had high hopes for this movie. After seeing this on some random’s tumblr though, I’m having second thoughts. 

I don’t do this script. It frustrates me because this is what the screenwriters wanted. Hipsters reblogging the quotes from hipster girls liking The Smiths and hipster guys liking it when those girls like The Smiths. 

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“I love The Smiths.”

No you don’t.

I had high hopes for this movie. After seeing this on some random’s tumblr though, I’m having second thoughts.

I don’t do this script. It frustrates me because this is what the screenwriters wanted. Hipsters reblogging the quotes from hipster girls liking The Smiths and hipster guys liking it when those girls like The Smiths.

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“I love The Smiths.”

No you don’t.


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Jul 21
Now I know why Chlope stays in a perpetual “offline” status.

Now I know why Chlope stays in a perpetual “offline” status.


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Jul 16
I took a picture of my eyeball to see it, close up style. Kind of neat looking.

I took a picture of my eyeball to see it, close up style. Kind of neat looking.


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Jul 1

I was wondering if anyone else notices the lyrical similarities between Saving Jane’s “Girl Next Door” and Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me.”

Saving Jane came first:
She is the prom queen I’m in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I’m sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I’m sleeping on the floor
She’s Miss America and I’m just the girl next door

Taylor Swift’s new single:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers

The entirety of both songs are comparing the singer with what they perceive to be a more popular version of themselves


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Ben Does Life - Exactly six months of analytics.

It’s only going to take 10 years for BDL to reach 1 million page views.

Ben Does Life - Exactly six months of analytics.

It’s only going to take 10 years for BDL to reach 1 million page views.


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Jun 30

An excerpt from a letter.

A letter that I wrote to Matt Damon inviting him to the BWSOP two years ago.

“I’m not inviting you to come for our benefit; you wouldn’t be doing us a favor. I’m asking you to come because you’ll have a great time.

The buy-in is $20 plus a two dollar cover charge to help with the cost of the Champion’s Bracelet. We also ask that you bring a bag of chips, or a two liter soda with you.”


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Jun 25
Michael Miller, ladies and gentlemen.

Michael Miller, ladies and gentlemen.


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Jun 18

Too good.


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Jun 17
G style.

G style.


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