Benjamin

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Jul 21
Now I know why Chlope stays in a perpetual “offline” status.

Now I know why Chlope stays in a perpetual “offline” status.


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Jul 1

I was wondering if anyone else notices the lyrical similarities between Saving Jane’s “Girl Next Door” and Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me.”

Saving Jane came first:
She is the prom queen I’m in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I’m sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I’m sleeping on the floor
She’s Miss America and I’m just the girl next door

Taylor Swift’s new single:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers

The entirety of both songs are comparing the singer with what they perceive to be a more popular version of themselves


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Ben Does Life - Exactly six months of analytics.

It’s only going to take 10 years for BDL to reach 1 million page views.

Ben Does Life - Exactly six months of analytics.

It’s only going to take 10 years for BDL to reach 1 million page views.


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Jun 30

An excerpt from a letter.

A letter that I wrote to Matt Damon inviting him to the BWSOP two years ago.

“I’m not inviting you to come for our benefit; you wouldn’t be doing us a favor. I’m asking you to come because you’ll have a great time.

The buy-in is $20 plus a two dollar cover charge to help with the cost of the Champion’s Bracelet. We also ask that you bring a bag of chips, or a two liter soda with you.”


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Jun 25
Michael Miller, ladies and gentlemen.

Michael Miller, ladies and gentlemen.


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Jun 18

Too good.


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Jun 17
G style.

G style.


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Jun 15
The word “fantastic” is very subjective…

I’ll pass.

The word “fantastic” is very subjective…

I’ll pass.


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Jun 12
Pretty funny.

Pretty funny.


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Jun 11

Fenway reminds A-rod that he does steroids by chanting “You do steroids (clap clap clapclapclap)”

Brilliant.


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