Leaving for 20 miles. Preparing with banana loaf and vanilla latte. A nice little coffee shop called “Bean Around the World.”
Carbs! Carbs! Carbs!
I got an email from Pa last night. He signed it, “go run and shit.” So now, I will. You do the same.
20 miles along the seawall. Beautiful day.
I was wondering if anyone else notices the lyrical similarities between Saving Jane’s “Girl Next Door” and Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me.”
Saving Jane came first:
She is the prom queen I’m in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I’m sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I’m sleeping on the floor
She’s Miss America and I’m just the girl next door
Taylor Swift’s new single:
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
The entirety of both songs are comparing the singer with what they perceive to be a more popular version of themselves
A letter that I wrote to Matt Damon inviting him to the BWSOP two years ago.
“I’m not inviting you to come for our benefit; you wouldn’t be doing us a favor. I’m asking you to come because you’ll have a great time.
The buy-in is $20 plus a two dollar cover charge to help with the cost of the Champion’s Bracelet. We also ask that you bring a bag of chips, or a two liter soda with you.”
Michael Miller, ladies and gentlemen.
Too good.
G style.
The word “fantastic” is very subjective…
I’ll pass.
Pretty funny.
Fenway reminds A-rod that he does steroids by chanting “You do steroids (clap clap clapclapclap)”
Brilliant.
If I had to make a choice to watch just one internet video for the rest of my life, it would be this one.
Leon: Why you aint got no credit cards? You got no credit cards at all? Why you have no credit cards, sir?
Larry: You have no credit cards?
Leon: Why do you order these CDs out of those magazines and then you send them next door to the neighbor and then when the UPS guy comes, you pick them up like you live there?”
Larry: You keep ordering CDs that you don’t pay for?
Leon: I’m just sayin’… examples. How to turn that shit around on his ass. You know what I mean? Specific shit, though.
Larry: I don’t know. It might not be such a good idea, the whole flip it thing.
Leon: I like it, man, I like it.
